Dear Mr. President

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Zitat von Mott (Beitrag 529072) Apropos Deal: Was macht dieser Donald aus New York City eigentlich gerade? Vielleicht hat der Lust auf'n Deal. Alternative Wahrheiten könnten wir nämlich zurzeit gut gebrauchen.

Dann schreiben wir ihm doch mal.

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Dear Mr. President, today we will introduce you how to make the biggest deal of Your lifetime. It’s fantastic. Do You know Alemannia Aachen? It’s Europe’s most famous Soccer Club. Actually those fucking lying TV-Stations don’t show much of their games, because they are bastards, you know. We are playing in the best European League, the “Regionalliga West”. Wo don’t like other countries and strange cultures, so we grounded an own League only for the Northrine-Westphalians. No chance for these Bavarian goatfuckers or east german communists to play with us. And we have built a big wall, it’s called “Würselener Wall”. It protect’s us from the home town of the next German chancellor, Martin Schulz, he is a bad communist too. We also built a big stadium and let other ones pay for it, isn’t it crazy? Our head office is called “Aachener Dom”, you should watch some pictures of it, it would be a nice holiday home for You and Your family. The Aachener Dom is the residence from every president of Alemannia Aachen, first one was “Karl der Große”. He slaughtered 30.000 Saxons, because they’re poor naggers with a wrong religion, isn’t it funny? You could become his worthy follower. Actually we are short before winning the next German Mastership, don’t trust those wrong results, published by the mainstream media. All we need are just a few coins to convince some referees and officials from DFB and DFL of our right to win it. Never it was cheaper than now to invest in our glorious Company. An investment from just a few millions (maybe fifty or more) would garant You neverendig profits. Because our leading crew, called “Team 2018”, is the best of the world. Yes, it is. They multiplied our mountain of dept in only 2 years, so why don’t trust them, to multiply Your money too? When other people don’t invest in Alemannia, it’s just because they are anxious pussies and loosers. Are You strong enough to make this brave decision, Mr. President?

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